Elden Ring: A Beatific Triumph of Modern Gaming
Elden Ring finally finally finally dropped. If I don’t see another thrilling game for the rest of this year or all of the next, I’ll remain satisfied.
Cyberpunk 2077: More Than Just A Game
It’s an experience, and I don’t say that lightly. I’ve been religiously playing games since I was old enough to hold a controller and reach all the buttons. Before I could go through the whole alphabet, I could go through every level of Super Mario World. So when I say…
He Took An (Existential) Arrow To The Knee (Soul)
I’m not going to lead with my usual narrative build-up. The seed of this post is so well-known as to be a cultural artifact for anyone below the age of 40 and over the age of 10. Indeed, no sooner will someone within this demographic hear the words “I used…
Diminishing Returns at the End of the World
I finally figured it out, and it’s embarrassing that it took me so long. I’ve recently started playing Fallout 4 for what is probably the fourth time, the previous three unsuccessful attempts at finishing it. Which is a problem in its own right. It has probably the worst plot setup…